Things That Are Nice

It's nice when you sit on your ass at work long enough that your ass goes numb and it doesn't hurt anymore.
It's nice when you get a drink from the bar and you realize the bartender accidentally put too much vodka in your vodka sour.
It's nice when you go to the bathroom after driving home 4 hours.
It's nice when you think you're gonna get punched in the face and someone gives you a piece of pie instead.
It's nice when strangers let you cut in line.
It's nice when you don't have to wear those god awful shoes anymore.
It's nice when you make a joke and somebody laughs.
It's nice when you blink too hard and your contact almost falls out but it doesn't.
It's nice when the president farts at the podium.
These are nice things.