Time

Time moves by so slowly when you're bored. It crawls like maple syrup down a wall, and slowly drives you insane. You try to fill up your time with inane acts like counting to a thousand or seeing how long you can hold your breath but nothing is long enough to keep you entertained and your mind off the intense aching boredom that you're suffering from. I'm bored right now and I've been at work for 13 minutes. That's ridiculous. It's so true though. Ridiculous and true. Am I even spelling that word right? Okay, I fixed it. There isn't an e in that word. Gargle gargle gargle huff huff huff!